By my senior year I had pretty much made every mistake there was in regards to powers, being a boyfriend, and schooling.
It had never dawned on me that instead of flying, I could just teleport places.
I tried it in the school bathroom. I stood and knew the stall to my left was empty.
I willed myself into the next stall over, and as I was about to be excited, I realized that my right foot was stuck. It was inside the toilet bowl. Like, a part of the damn porcelain, like someone had fashioned me a toilet bowl shoe!
I teleported one last time to the previous stall. There was a giant hole in the side of the toilet bowl where my ankle had just been, and water was spilling out of it.
Important lesson #5 "Teleporting, however creative, and nice, can land you inside of objects, and should be avoided at all costs."
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