Fuck Valentines Day

This holiday blows.
but that's alright, because I have a funny story for you.

Two years after Morgana told me what I was, and told me about the Four Chosen, I got my first 'girlfriend'.
I decided that I loved her, because I got tingly in my pants when she stuck her tongue in my mouth. I decided this was what Morgana meant by 'you will feel it' when they were a Chosen.
So I told her about the dream, in as much detail as I could. She responded with, "Yeah, that sounds cool, I'm way into Wicca and shit, so yeah, I have powers too. I made it rain a few times. I'm pretty sure I can control the weather. Hey, do you know any spells?"
I tried to explain more in depth that my abilities were not rooted in wands, or gods or goddesses, or rituals, but rooted in pure energy. She said, "Okay, prove it, show me something."
I took a text book from my locker, and went around the corner. It was our usual make-out spot, where the cameras, students, and teachers couldnt see and never were. I threw the book down, and it hovered an inch from hitting the ground. The book slowly rose back up and I grabbed it from mid-air.
She ran away screaming that I was the Devil, and by the next day heard she had become a born-again Christian and dropped out of school.
Important rule #2, "Dont prove your powers to anyone or intentionall show your powers, they can't handle it."